What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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