why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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