you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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