Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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