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my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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