Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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