I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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