so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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