(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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