ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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