Me. At least after what I've been through.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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