yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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