Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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