you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
