Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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