Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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