I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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