Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize