someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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