Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize