sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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