Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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