What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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