i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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