The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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