God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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