I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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