Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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