Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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