So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
operation harelip BJ is a go
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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