i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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