I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
