It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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