I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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