problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
COCAINE IS GR8
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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