Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
