It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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