if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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