Acid is not a monday night drug
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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