I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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