so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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