The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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