I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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