This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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