check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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