Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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