How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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