Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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