So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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