How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Randomize