people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so let's talk penis.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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