We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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