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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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